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Boston

Bean Town. The largest city in Massachusttes and New England with just under 600,000 residents in the city proper and some 5 million in the metro area. It is one of America's oldest cities and the place of the Boston Tea Party, some battes of the Revolutionary War, the ride of Paul Revere and the Salem witch trials of the 1700s. .Boston today is a major center in education, culture, commerce and healthcare. Has the most number of universties in the U.S. per-capita (perhaps that’s why Boston is so damb liberal and politically correct).

Culture: The people suck and are the epitome of rudeness. The F-word is a commonly uttered and not considered offensive or vulgar. They think they are superior to everyone including New Yorkers. They make fun of Midwesterners and Southerners by calling them hicks and hillbillies. Everyone's drunk & Irish in the city and rich and Jewish in the burbs. They cant drive. The roads are awful and meander every which way—it is VERY easy to get lost navigating in this urban hell. The cost of living is ridiculous and they cant even pronounce their Rs. Boston, not surpsingly, has the worst sports fans in of any city, especially in football where idiotic Pats fans think they have to win every game and have the audacity to throw snowballs at refs and prove to be sore winners AND sore losers in every game. When the Pats play indoor teams, they use the excuse of “created crowd noise ” even when they win—whatta bunch of crybabies. And Tom Brady is the biggest shmuck in football. He is, no doubt, a good player but is the most arrogant douchebag. No wonder this city is addicted to the Democrat party. Does the Kennedys ring a bell?
I hate Boston and everything about it.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com January 9, 2008
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Boston Logger

when u shit inside a girls vagina
by kjjhvdhukydz March 17, 2007
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Boston Cupcake

An act of sex so despicable, that to merely describe it is punishable by Boston Cupcake.
I told her what a Boston Cupcake was, then three guys appeared out of nowhere with a frozen garden hose and some Celine Dion CD's and gave me a Boston Cupcake.
by Keeleon April 4, 2010
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Boston Sandwich

A man pours scalding hot Clam Chowder in between a girl's ass cheeks. He then proceeds to fuck her in the ass until she shits. The man proceeds to stop the shit from falling off the ass using his penis. He then ejaculated atop the entire mixture and proceeds to eat it.
Stacie asled for a Boston Sandwich in Harvard Yard last night, but the Sox game was on!
by Blahblah1969 April 1, 2016
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Pulling a Boston

Being very direct when picking up a man to hook up with, as though you were just in Boston for the weekend.
Sheena said to her girlfriends "I really need to get laid, so I'm Pulling a Boston." Then she just went up to the hottest guy at the bar and asked if he wanted to have sex with her.
by Bostonbabefortheweekend November 1, 2010
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Boston Tea Party

While wearing a white wig, the male tactically pours hot tea into the vagina and proceeds to shove the tea cup into the anus. He then beats her with his peg leg in the anus then shoves his penis in her. He then slaps her in the back with his bloody penis giving her a red coat and blows his load in her hair to give her an old fashion white wig. He then calls her Colonel Corn Wallis and they stand up and sing Yankee Doodle Dandee.
In an act of both treason and adultery, Martha Washington and Colonel Corn Wallis performed the Boston Tea Party igniting the Revolutionary War.
by Bruce Moon January 7, 2010
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Boston

1) Town in Lincolnshire, England.

2) City in Massachusetts that stole its name from the above.
"Where is Boston?"
"Massachusetts."
"Wrong. Lincolnshire."

"Where are you from?"
"Boston."
"You don't sound American."
"That's fake Boston, fool!"
by Mark Schueler October 16, 2006
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