true happiness

a beer in one hand, a video game controller in the other,and a girl sucking your dick while you sit on a couch made of solid gold. mostly the girl sucking your dick makes it awesome.

alas, i will never attain true happiness. sigh

by arch king 89 November 29, 2005

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slap-happy

to gain massive excitement from slapping people.

jason was getting a bit too slap-happy with jeanette last night

by Phalkon October 31, 2004

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The art of taking a photograph of somebody, often a complete stranger, without their permission - preferably when that person is engaging in peculiar or unsavoury behaviour.

A derivative of the term happy slap

I just happy snapped The Queen taking a crap.

by chris_armo November 10, 2006

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happy fap

When you come home after a great day or good news and fap happily.

Just found out the girl I like likes me back! Time for a happy fap!

Just got home and it's just me in the house all alone.Time for a happy fap and loud porn!!

by Lilbitch January 12, 2014

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Butt Happy

When you're incredibly happy about something.
So happy in fact, that your enthusiasm could easily be perceived by others as you being gay for said object of affection.

Butt happy is the antithesis of being butt hurt.

Mikey was all butt happy when he heard that Tool was playing a show in downtown Austin.

by Psych091 June 2, 2011

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