Noun:
A box used in porch fishing that is placed on a porch or stoop as bait for mail thieves, aka "Porch Pirates" to be intentionally stolen. They sometimes include animal feces, or gross things to add some payback and hopefully deter the thief from stealing in the future.
Some on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices and boxes attached to shot shell primers to scare the thief.
A box used in porch fishing that is placed on a porch or stoop as bait for mail thieves, aka "Porch Pirates" to be intentionally stolen. They sometimes include animal feces, or gross things to add some payback and hopefully deter the thief from stealing in the future.
Some on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices and boxes attached to shot shell primers to scare the thief.
"I buy my bait boxes at porchfishing.org. They have the freshest shit around."
"If you need a decent bait box go to porchfishing.org for all your dog shit needs."
"If you need a decent bait box go to porchfishing.org for all your dog shit needs."
by @pdxTurdHunter April 06, 2023
"Hey Sam, that girl has a nice body, why don't you give her a try"? "Naw, chk out her face, definitely mono bait."
by penis1foot January 27, 2014
Masturbating while sleeping
by Baraba_sleep January 12, 2018
Browser Baiting is when you do internet searches for strange and odd things that you do not want just to trick the browser int displaying ads for those things.
I did a bunch of browser baiting last night. Looked for "eel shoes", "rubber volcanos" and "plastic pants". Getting some seriously odd stuff today.
by pseudowonfuji April 17, 2018
by Reemer1986 April 28, 2017
when a character is about to confess, (usually in queerbaiting/queercoded/queer shows), but say some stupid shit instead.
guy character 1: i have to tell you something i never got to
guy character 2: what is it?
guy character 1: i.... *build up romance pause* lied about that one time we done *insert some stupid shit*
person watching the show: WHAT THE FUCK? THEY WERE CONFESS-BAITING? THOSE FUCKERS
guy character 2: what is it?
guy character 1: i.... *build up romance pause* lied about that one time we done *insert some stupid shit*
person watching the show: WHAT THE FUCK? THEY WERE CONFESS-BAITING? THOSE FUCKERS
by TJLCASDFBNJAUYTGBHXNJK April 29, 2024