Jacob Brandon

The one super annoying guy that thinks he’s hot AF but gets no chicks. He’s ugly and retarded. Has no common sense and is a scary stalker.
That guy is a total Jacob Brandon
by Smartboi21 November 19, 2019
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Autistic Brandon

A mentally challenged person called Brandon he may be cool or sexy but he also has Torretts
That boy is a Autistic Brandon
by Seatbelt Unbuckler November 06, 2018
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brandon bush

A fat chunk of shit that has diabetes, and he will eventually lose his battle. But until then he will continue to get rejected by women and continue to post suciadal threats on his Snapchat story. But he will eventually realize no one gives a fuck about him. He has no respect from anybody, I mean his mom kicked him out and threw away his clothes. He gets no respect from other fighters because they throw 360 spinning flying tiger roundhouse kicks to his skull when he try’s to touch gloves. Brandon is a garbage piece of shit
Hey man, can you please stop acting like a Brandon Bush? Faggot..
by QSS November 05, 2017
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brandon cross

An absolute beast sex demon maybe be lanky but he can make a girl cum in 2 seconds
I just done a brandon cross to this fit bird
by Big cock man 123 November 10, 2021
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Brandon valle

He’s a great guy and you won’t find anyone like him so cherish him. He is great in the bed room if you know what I mean. Oh by the way he fits in a magnum condom. If you haven’t found a brandon go find one
Hoe#1:damn have you seen that guy Brandon Valle

Hoe#2:omg yassss I need his kids
by Youze a lame May 26, 2018
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Brandon Dubose

Thor? Yea he's Brandon Dubose's bitch. I once saw a Brandon Dubose rip a 14ft tall grizzly bear in half and later use it as a rug. I once thought a Brandon Dubose was riding a horse into battle, it was just a wheelbarrow full of his balls. Bitches beware, your clit has no chance against a Brandon Dubose.
Who the hell made this mess?

Brandon Dubose
by Purpl3nurpl3 October 03, 2015
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Brooklynn and Brandon

The most adorable couple they were made for each other. They define Love. He's sexy and shes beautiful. Making other couples jealous and singles jealous because of there strong bond with not one fight.
MAN, I wish I had a great relationship like Brooklynn and Brandon!
by YouWillNeverKnow213 May 26, 2017
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