jizz biscuit

What your mom eats every morning

by Christy February 12, 2003

turd biscuit

A derogatory term for someone who doesn't agree with what is being said at the time.

Tom "tottenham are the best team in the world"
Mark "....erm no....arsenal are you turd biscuit"

by Markopololo June 11, 2006

blood biscuit

a hole stabbed into ones flesh that is later penetrated by a penis for pleasure

Will: I just got stabbed in the leg
Tommy: Well since its there already why not make it a blood biscuit?
Will: You disgust me

by bustercherri October 21, 2009

biscuit town

A lovely town in New Pieland, east of Preferbia. Elected Walter Robot The Jon has been the Mayor for a long while, but as he is absent at the moment, everything is falling apart a bit, and the Mayor's Assistant is currently dealing with Asininia, the rogue nation currently attempting to invade New Pieland for its resources.

A resident of Biscuit Town is often called a Biscuiteer.

"It is because I... am the mayor of Biscuit Town!" -Mayor The Jon, previous to his absence

by davidmichaelbennett September 23, 2013

biscuitous

When a woman's fat squeezes out of her clothes like biscuits from a cardboard Pillsbury tube.

You see that girl in the spandex tube top, she's looking really biscuitous.

by captslappy June 28, 2014

Biscuit Canning

Slam your boner on the edge of a counter until it splits open and doubles in size. Kinda like leaving a hot dog on the grill too long...

Remember...girth is what it's worth.

Ended up biscuit canning myself because that hoe had birthed many children. Couldn't measure up till I biscuit canned my schlong.

by FarkMeRunning October 13, 2017

biscuitscuit

A 15 year old Gamer who plays Minecraft and streams it like every weekend, and his channel got deleted by Kyusai, and now he has to relive his moments in a new account.

Person 1: Oh no! *channel gets deleted*
Person 2: What’s wrong?
Person 1: Yeah, I just got biscuitscuited

by ChancyDG June 18, 2019