Clearly an oxymoron, as no such thing may exist. The day one exists is the day the universe will explode from sheer confusion.
Person 1: LOL this asian guy in my math class couldn't answer this easy calculus problem! Stupid asian!
The world explodes.
The world explodes.
by hoagly January 16, 2011
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It's weird; I'm not always into breasts implants, but I have not yet seen any Asian Fakies that I did not like. It's just so rare that it's sexy on a whole different level!
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A religion where you worship people of the Asian race. Because let's face it; they are the most amazing people to walk our Earth.
by sahhhweet x3 January 24, 2009
Get the Asianity mug.Anyone/anything asian in nature. Anyone/anything that has an Asian feel, sound, look, or style. Also, someone who is infatuated with asian culture.
by jenou April 14, 2008
Get the asianesque mug.1. The largest continent on earth; covers most of the eastern hemisphere
2. A progressive pop band formed around 1982 by ex-members of Yes, King Crimson, UK, and Emerson Lake & Palmer (ELP). Their hits include "Heat of the Moment", "Only Time Will Tell" and "Don't Cry". The album titles have usually been one-word names beginning and ending with the letter "A", and the album covers have featured award-winning artwork by Roger Dean.
2. A progressive pop band formed around 1982 by ex-members of Yes, King Crimson, UK, and Emerson Lake & Palmer (ELP). Their hits include "Heat of the Moment", "Only Time Will Tell" and "Don't Cry". The album titles have usually been one-word names beginning and ending with the letter "A", and the album covers have featured award-winning artwork by Roger Dean.
by Bill M. February 17, 2006
Get the Asia mug.Oh k i am an asian and i don't appreciate the fact that people make fun of asians for having small eyes and we can't drive friggan cars because we can't see shit with them and that asian guys have small penises or saying dumb shit like 'ching chang chong?' which is like fucken gibberish to us. like i mean i laugh at the asian jokes like how do you blind fold an asian???........DENTAL FLOSS or you go up to an asian with pigtails and say ohh what is the matter did your mom tie your pigtails to tight (get it because of your eyes) but i think that you "haters" who criticize us asians are just jealous that you can't be as smart as us and have such AMAZING skills in badminton or ping pong or math just watch one day ASIANS will rule the world and then we'll see who is laughing now bitch! and asians are not fucken anoyying and not EVERYONE hates asians dumb asians suck and ??? stupid pussies that wont tell their name because thay are scared to tell an asian straight to their face they suck come on if you say they are so short and have small balls then i think you should be able to do that.
Asians are the greatest !!!
by Steph<3 July 30, 2006
Get the asians mug.Aplication Specific Integrated Circuit. An integrated circuit designed to perform one particular function very quickly.
In networking hardware such as switches: a hardware chip that determines what port to forward data to. An ASIC can forward packets at line speed because it works only on that single task.
by Jim F July 23, 2005
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