The Amazing Race

A group of 2-4 guys separately jack-off into a cup, then mix it all together, and put it in a turkey baster. It is then put into a consenting girl's vagina and dispensed. The guy's semen that makes its way to the egg the fastest and impregnates the girl, wins (to be determined with DNA tests). The loser(s) has to raise the winner's child. If there are 3 or 4 total "racers", the left over losers have to raise the child in turns (a schedule is created at the preference of the losers, like who gets the kid on certain weeks). When the kid turns 15, the losers have to do rock, paper scissors, and the loser of that has to tell the kid the magical story of how he was born...LET THE AMAZING RACE BEGIN!!!

My buddy thought he was more of a man than me, so I challenged him to The Amazing Race...he lost, hahaha, what a bitch

by little vito October 29, 2010

The Flaming Amazon

A sexual act in which the male, before ejaculation pulls out of the female and ingites her pubic hair on fire. Then proceeds to extinguish the flames with his jizz.

"That freaky broad begged for a Flaming Amazon."
"You should've seen her jump when I busted out the Flaming Amazon on her"

by maddog088 August 19, 2006

amateur night

Euphamism for New Year's Eve and St. Patrick's. When millions of people fill up all the bars get drunk and genrally act like real drinkers do on a normal Tuesday.

I'm not going out, It's amatuer night out there. Let's just sit here and drink scotch

by J-Hi September 27, 2004

Amani

ama-knee In Arabic it means wishes and is a girl's name. In Sawahili it means Peace or Love.

Amani used to live here.
Amani organization in Tanzania helps children.
A band in NYC is called Amani.

by Armeany November 9, 2005

Amazong

Amazong is similar to amazing, just with a bit more nazz

B1: Look at that mentally challenged cat B2.
B2: The one that is jumping from a rather tall building?
B1: Yes.
B2: Amazong

by PigMaster January 6, 2005

Amanecer

An incredibly unique girl. A free-spirited hippy who hates conflict and has a peaceful demeanor. Meaning "sunrise" in Spanish, Amanecer is a naturally beautiful girl who doesn't need to cake her face and wear skanky clothes to be gorgeous.

Wow that girl is an Amanecer

by Smashleywhitt December 8, 2010

Aman

The smartest man in the world, no one can ever hope to have an iq as high as him. He also in the hall of fame for golf, basketball, baseball, and any other sport you can think of. Aman usually panics in certain situations and is an expert in probability tests.

BRUH you can never aspire to be Aman. LMOAT. YASTM Aman✋🏽.

by AmanSmartMan August 1, 2019