Butt Plums

This is another way of saying Hemeroids.

I can hardly sit down because my Butt Plums are burning and itching.

by Mojo Maniac August 16, 2008

Butt Burp

A fart.

All those bean burritos from Taco Bell gave me the butt burps!

by CJVM.95 March 26, 2014

butt-towel

The towel somone uses to do that butt-flos thing to dry there butt. You never want to remember that the towel you just used was/could have been a butt-towel.

Kid:(just gets out of shower)
Kid:(Begins drying off with towel)
Kid:"Wait..."
Kid:(Smells towel)
Kid:"AHH! IT MY SISTERS BUTT-TOWEL SHE USED THIS MORNING!!!)
(ominous laughter heard)

by RoboChick May 9, 2009

butt tits

A term to describe a woman's overall good looking combination of Butt + Tits. The woman generally has to have above par stats in both the butt and tits areas.

Damn, she's got some decent butt tits.

by JacksoniteBlog August 1, 2011

Butt flux

The moisture which accumulates inside the crack of ones anus.

My Butt Flux smells better than yours!

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

Shy Butt

The inability to take a shit with anyone else in the house.

Terri has shy butt when her husband is home.

by shyhole March 31, 2009

butt lasagna

it's when you eat nothing but spicy italian food for a month and then shit in alternating layers of diarrhea, different consistency and colored layers of poop.

holy shit, who baked a butt lasagna!?

by thenightrydah April 8, 2011