Me

I am a person who can't walk on my feet AND i have really dirty friends that SCARE ME BECAUSE OF THERE NASTY THOUGHTS :)

ME: why HELLO....

by picklejuice :) November 25, 2020

cans are near me

Scared to enter meaningful conversations, afraid of games like telephone or germs in any given public setting, avoids crowds because “cans are near me !!!”

Perplexed, he often has meek outlook about degenerative cans disease being passed down through his Italian heritage.

Cans are near me!!!

by Canzz January 18, 2023

me am retard

A way to explain you're intellectually challenged that requires limited vocabulary

"me am retard"

by rock mcpebblestone March 8, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>My Biological Father Birthed Me To Smile In a A Bar<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>My Biological Father Birthed Me To Smile In a A Bar<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>My Biological Father Birthed Me To Smile In a A Bar<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

Pick-Me

A girl who pretends to be somebody she's not solely to gain attention from other people, usually guys.

Jenna is such a pick-me girl, she's always trying to be different.
(Jenna was just a random name, I'm not referring to anybody.)

by bigloafofbread December 12, 2025

Fuck me in the ass good

An exclamation when something or someone is so good that you would be willing to be metaphorically fucked in the ass by it.

That hot dog from the carnival was fuck me in the ass good!

by Stevey Johns September 3, 2023

Kill me

This means that you have suffered too much and you want to die. You plead for others to kill you.

Kill me, I mean it, kill me now!

by Super Momo August 24, 2020