one on me time

Used to express "me time," but played off of the phrase "one on one time."

Girl 1: Hey, what are you up to tonight?

Girl 2: It's been such a busy week, I really need some one on me time.

by jezzabezz July 21, 2010

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

by Inni84 November 03, 2023

More food for me

Brazilian slang for drama I don't want to be in.

Random1-Yo, dude Emily is oogling at everyone

Random 2-Dude, more food for me

by s.a.d.p.a.s.g.b.e.t.i.b.a.l.t. October 31, 2023

me earl and the dying girl

total shit

I read me earl and the dying girl and its total shit

by cockblck 2000 March 21, 2016

Can’t see me

When you wave your hand in front of your face like John cena, saying “you can’t see me” as you bust a fat nut in her eyes.

Your girlfriend can’t see me

by Swolejesus July 30, 2020

drop me awp

When a russian kid in csgo asks you to drop your awp

CYKA BLAYT DROP ME AWP *STARTS SCREAMING IN VOICECHAT*

by NATE HIGGERS CSOFFER.ME October 07, 2017

Fuck me crocs

You know like slutty crocs

Those fuck me crocs are really doing it for me

by BidnetMane August 04, 2022