Just call me brandon yo!

Retard #3

Just call me brandon yo!

by realahhnword December 1, 2024

Me Ma Moo

When you find someone so spicy and sexy that you get a fat boner. The boner is so fat that you somehow got the person pregnant.

*sexy person passes sam*
sam:" Omg that person is a Me ma moo

by Me ma moo maker November 22, 2021

Me When

A universal reaction to anything. Doesn’t need a situation. For example:

*something interesting happens*
person: “omg me when”
person 2: “yes oh my god”

by moonlit-rat November 30, 2022

fudge me with a rake

a phrase of destress when you are in pain.

*stubs toe* "owww, fudge me with a rake!"

by asouthworth February 16, 2017

pulled a sophia on me

When someone(a girl in particular) thinks it's a good idea to postpone and postpone a certain meeting or event. "can I meet you at the restaurant this weekend", no I will find time for you later. 2 weeks later: "can I meet you at the restaurant this weekend", no I will find time for you later. It could be any girl name. But the name Sophia just fits the stereotype best because :
Sophia means "wisdom" in Greek....

Bro that girl just pulled a sophia on me
Bro why is it so hard to get a girlfriend these days

by debil12 September 28, 2022

cry me a river

When someone makes too much excuses, is being mad and cries.

friend:UR HACKING SUCH A LOSER LOLLL EZZZ CANT WIN WITHOUT HACKS
you:cry me a river.

friend:dude i was lagging u cant win me in 1v1 doggy!
you:cry me a river

by meowtteo October 26, 2025

curve me thursday

it’s a day celebrating about how you get curved a lot by either a guy or girl you tried shooting your shot at

me: hey guys its curve me thursday!
friends: omg who’d you get curved by?
me: i got curved by fox
friends: omg i know how you feel i get curved all the time

by mowi wowi February 4, 2018