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Teleporting High

The level of highness (after smoking) that creates a teleporting sensation. When you are so beyond high you are laying in bed and thinking about the ice cream you have in the fridge….you blink….then boom, you are now sitting oth bathroom with a bowl of ice cream and don’t remember all the steps in between.
Example uno:
Friend 1: “want to come over and smoke?”

Friend 2: “I’m down, but I wanna get teleporting high.”

Example dose✌🏻:

Random guy named Kevin: “Dude, last night I got soo high, like teleporting high”
by The CHICK that TATTOOS April 17, 2024
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Pasadena High School

AKA PHS, home of the bulldogs ! the main HS in dena aka Pasadena, CA located in the northeast side of town . The van halens went here in the 70s. Has arts and graphic design academies. Best known for basketball, tho our football team always loses to muir in the turkey tussle. The Admin building has language classes upstairs, G building has history classes, H and I buildings have math and science classes downstairs. E building is generally for the slow kids. Here it's mostly poor Mexicans bussed in from the Northwest side of town like summit ave, that went to eliot or washington for middle school. You find a lot of cholos who get cross faded at victory park. teen pregnancies happen. Mexicans, blacks, armenians, and even white boys use the n word. armos are all cousins and only kick it with each other.. only real bulldogs remember the motherland. You hear kids on the football team claim PDL, a team with future criminals who will end up moving to palmdale, san bernardino, or TX because dena is too expensive. You'll find tweakers blazin by the tree, but no one ever does anything because the admin sucks. Lot of tenured teachers that don't give a shit. The bad kids that fail or get expelled are sent to rose city, cis, or learning works. There is a reason white parents in Pasadena don't send their kids to PUSD schools. The few white kids here are on the swim/water polo team and they are often shirtless or in wifebeaters even when it's cold.
You go to Pasadena High School?
Yee I go to HS, shit's active!
by MooingSteakEater April 19, 2024
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Miramonte High School

a school with a ton of money that refuses to spend it on wifi
"dude we have to submit the warmup for biezad"
"the wifi isn't fucking working I tried guest AND student. miramonte high school is such a joke"
by poosaigh April 23, 2024
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Balwyn High School

Thought to be a school (its actually a shithole) where the teachers are all pedos and dumber than the students. Half the teachers here are racist and you cant even report it. no matter what you do your always wearing the wrong uniform. Its full of drug addicts even tho the ones that complain ab it will become one too.

The asians stink and speak to everyone in their weird language and laugh at you when you don't understand them. If you want a wannabe private school that gives detentions for breathing the wrong way attend here! Every single Persian here is related or cousins and can sell you all the illicit substances you like. Be careful at the canteen as you will be scammed no matter what you buy. A idiot got caught in the bathrooms so now you need a ID card to get in. We all recommend staying away from the year 7s they all think they're cool and popular. Kindly drop kick them away if you come in contact with one.

P.S. stay away from the annoying granny called Lane. I don't think anyone actually likes her.
Person:Yo g what skl u go to?

BHS kid: Balwyn High School
Person: damn.
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Balwyn High School

Thought to be a school (its actually a shithole) where the teachers are all pedos and dumber than the students. Half the teachers here are racist and you cant even report it. no matter what you do your always wearing the wrong uniform. Its full of drug addicts even tho the ones that complain ab it will become one too.

The asians stink and speak to everyone in their weird language and laugh at you when you don't understand them. If you want a wannabe private school that gives detentions for breathing the wrong way attend here! Every single Persian here is related or cousins and can sell you all the illicit substances you like. Be careful at the canteen as you will be scammed no matter what you buy. A idiot got caught in the bathrooms so now you need a ID card to get in. We all recommend staying away from the year 7s they all think they're cool and popular. Kindly drop kick them away if you come in contact with one.

P.S. stay away from the annoying granny called Lane. I don't think anyone actually likes her.
Person:Yo g what skl u go to?

BHS kid: Balwyn High School
Person: damn.
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chestermere high school

A high school in the ass end of calgary, the band kids are weird as fuck, they don't know how to read sheet music, and like 15 of them are all over each other and they call themselves "The cuddle puddle" which is pretty fuckin weird in my opinion

The school is so welfare it makes me laugh
Guy from nova scotia - "i visited Chestermere high school with my school band when we went to calgary, they're pretty fuckin weird kids ngl"
by Diky nuts May 9, 2024
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Stillwater high

A high grossing school with low intelligence student body.
too much drama for the schools own good, there's a reason the first three letters are STI.
With a sports department bigger than the academic department and more vice principals than passing students, the taxpayers have to wonder if their money is really going to the menagerie of SPED kids of the devices to record the track stars speed.

speaking of ¨speed,¨ you'll need it to keep your grades high.
and speaking of high, when you walk into the bathrooms you'll realise why is called Stillwater HIGH.
Stillwater high students
Student 1: Hey do you know where the cool english teachers class is?
Student 2: You think *I* know where i am?
Student 3: What floor am I on?
THE PONY: NEIGH
by dhcbasknzxkcafj May 9, 2024
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