toilet zombie

a toilet who is alive and eats people who sit down on them.

anna was eaten by a toilet zombie

by swimmerfish March 27, 2009

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twitter zombie

When you don't do tweets for a while. But when you comeback you make the worst tweets ever made.

Person 1: Hey person 2 check out my comeback tweet "my fingers smells like poo, my feet smells like poo, my teeth smells like poo"

Person 2: OMFG!! Dude you're a Twitter Zombie!!!

by DMadoo July 25, 2009

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Chuck Norris Zombie Defense League

(AKA CNZDL)

The only league known to man that includes a league within a league, hence the leage of extrordinary gentlemen being created for the sole purpose of killing zombies created by Chuck Norris's bad dreams.

Members include:

Mel Gibson

Sean Connery

Shaq

You With The Face

and many, many more

OMFG! I'm soo glad that teh Chuck Norris Zombie Defense League defeated The Flood in Halo!!

If it weren't for teh CNZDL, I would be eating you right now! Thanks Mel Gibson!

by That kid from wolcott high May 16, 2010

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Zombie Army Under The Sea

While being exported to Fascist Dictatorship Island, a zombie can have many adventures, experiencing all the sights and sounds on the sea floor before being shot out of a cannon to fight for the great Libernazi.

"Blub, blub, blub, brains, blub."

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

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Zoobie

Arabic for penis.
See also zoob

"Yo, Aiden, could you hook me up with a Yohoo?"
"Yo, Stefan, how about you eat a zoobie?"

"Yo, I heard you like men."
"I don't even know, Charlie, because I heard you eat zoobies on the daily, and you take them up the Wembley way."
"O.D."

"You like zoobies?"
"I like mine in your mom's pooter scooter."

by Tubu-fuckin'-lar July 10, 2006

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