Wook flu 

The wook flu is when you get sick after going to a festival usually longer than 2 days and you come back sick because all the drugs you ingested mixed with the lack of sleep lowers your immune system and you get sick.

I had to miss work Monday I had the wook flu

Wook flu by Soundsgoodman October 14, 2019

Woosh 

To completely miss the point of a joke that was brought up in conversation.

Jack: 'I don't get it'
Francesca: 'woosh'
Jack: 'oh, what did I miss?'
Francesca: 'only the best joke ever told.'

Woosh by PentatonicPringle September 14, 2015

Thomas Woodhall 

A thomas woodhall means to be a failure to mates. Too Come clubbing and not dance. Too have a life with only one commitment...the wife

A thomas woodhall is choosing the girls over the boys

Thomas Woodhall by Clarance pencil face September 30, 2008

woopty-fucking-doo 

Int. An intense sarcastic reply to an idiotic exclamatory statement

1st Person- Dude I found two pennies in my pocket!

2nd Person- woopty-fucking-doo

woopty-fucking-doo by Mat n Cheese April 12, 2009

Woosh r/🤡 

Response to anyone outside of Reddit using r/woosh, it signifies that by doing so you are a true clown. It can be used preemptively or as a counter or follow-up to r/woosh.
Mostly seen on TikTok being used by real gamers to call out salty fake gamers and Fortnite plebs.

Fake gamer: "This video is fake af lol!"

Real gamer: woosh r/🤡

Fake gamer maybe you should look up rwoosh before you use it. r/wooooosh!

Real gamer: 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏 exactly what I thought, TY!!!

Woosh r/🤡 by @Console_Harmony August 17, 2019

Hawiian Woodchipper 

Take a handfull of watermelon seeds, shove it down a girls loose ass, and when she farts and it comes out like a woodchiipper.

Hey tiki just did the Hawiian WoodChipper

Hawiian Woodchipper by Kurwamach June 17, 2010

Victor Wooten 

Greatest bass player ever. One of the finest musicians of all time. Clinician of funk, jazz, classical and just about anything else.

The man has perfected his craft. His music IQ is unparalleled.

Victor Wooten by Ben Gardner April 23, 2005