An Egyptian coctik jew that is the younger brother of two piece and disciple of Justin Bieber. He is a "competent" driver that doesn't leave the house without his trusty Kentucky fried cooch and chevy earbuds and believes in the church of goose. He enjoys kidnapping freshmen(he a senior) and forcing them to feed him grapes in his pyramid while listening to Bankroll Hayden and anime otaku music.

Son of whoopty and Bleucheeze: asks whoopty and Bleucheeze to drive on highway, ellos gritan "rebota ese culo"

Son of Whoopty and Bleucheeze by Dr. Crevasse crustation March 26, 2024

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Easter ass whooping

The beating you catch or deliver on Easter Sunday Considered especially severe because it happens on a holy day usually right after church while somebody is still in their good clothes and dress shoes
The circumstances alone make it worse You’re already dressed up family is watching, and the Lord is a witness. If you threw hands on Easter, you either had a very good reason or absolutely no self-control.

“He tried me at the family cookout on Easter. Gave him an Easter ass whooping right there in the yard with my tie still on.”

Easter ass whooping by Beautifuljoycee March 31, 2026

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Red Velvet Whoopie Pie

When you have sex with a girl from Maine but she’s on her period and you cum in her and eat it out.

Random guy: sorry bro, I’m giving her a red velvet whoopie pie
You: damn.

Red Velvet Whoopie Pie by Glumshanksfatnips April 19, 2026

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