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Colorado Turnaround 

When a woman is riding a double ended dildo with the other end in a dude's ass, all while giving him a reacharound. When he's about to pop, he spins around and blasts love graffiti all over her Rocky Mountains.
After giving Randy a thorough Jersey Foghorn, Melissa applied the Colorado Turnaround and relished in the results.
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Ike turner 

A bar drink - the bartender pours you a snifter of cognac, then slaps you in the face hard.
Yes, barkeep? I would like to buy those two douchebags at the end of the bar a round of Ike turners.
Ike turner by Dirtydeeznutz September 6, 2013

Turned out 

Prison slang. The process by which a male inmate through violent coercion is transformed into a female-typical or passive sexual role. Specifically, a person is said to be "turned out" when constant intimidation, battery and rape changes the identity of the inmate--including appearance, mannerisms, sexual orientation and even gender identification.

A turned out inmate belonging to another inmate and who performs the functions of a girlfriend or wife is a bitch.

Men are turned out in prison so that heterosexual-identifying men may have sex without perceiving their actions as homosexual.
James was small framed and androgynous. Within his first week, his cellmate Cecil turned out James and now Jamie spends his nights as the little spoon in Cecil's bunk.

turning page

the person who changed your life for the better. if someone is your turning page, they're your yellow. they're your sunshine, your happiness, your reason. they're constantly on your mind, they're entangled into your emotions and your actions, they're your forever.
"you're my turning page c:"
turning page by ikeasimp April 21, 2021

turnupminx

the hottest bitch there is. following them automatically makes you hot.
you: "i follow turnupminx on tiktok"
ur mom: "ur hot"
turnupminx by jayisrllygaylol September 19, 2021

Economic Turndown 

A fancy name for being rejected for a job opportunity based upon the employer's excuse that "times are tough and they're just not able to hire anyone at the moment".
Despite posting record profits in the previous fiscal quarter, the major pharmaceutical company declined four dozen people at job interviews and gave them all an economic turndown.