Michael

A retarded, autistic, asshole who is gay.

Jonny: wow who's that autistic kid

Dylan: oh, that,s just michael dont pay attention to him

by srm drrd May 10, 2019

michael

a black sexy male who plays roblox and gets hella paid and gets dem fatt hoes all day 24/7 and has a 13 inch cock. he also has a youtube channel

Girl:i wish Michael would lick my pussy

by vixened November 27, 2017

Michael

a kid that has a dad who for some reason became a meme

Mason: have you seen michaels dad?
Sam: yeah..
Mason: lol hes a meme now

by cornershop12 May 8, 2018

Michael

The guy who is a Jody and has no common sense.

Hey look at that guy, what a total Michael.

by Rofl Banshee May 3, 2018

Michael

Somebody that is pretty nice but weird and is generally Asian but is not good looking at all

Ew it’s Michael

by Kehhwgsbdjhwggd December 15, 2019

Michael

A silent, muscular man who adores his little sister. He ranges between 6-7 feet tall and goes all out for Halloween. He can usually be accompliced by his niece, Michelle. Whom finds the world a very odd place.

Hey Michael, what would you like for dinner?
Michael: ...
Thats ok Michael, i'll figure it out for you.

by michellenelson19 November 2, 2019

Michael Starr

Original bassist for metal/"grunge" band Alice in Chains. Recorded on the albums Facelift and Dirt as well as the EP's We Die Young and SAP. Replaced by former Ozzy Osbourne bassist Mike Inez after Dirt.

Did you hear that Michael Starr bass line in Rooster? It was fucking awesome.

by Dugan March 14, 2005