Kool aid man

He shits everywhere and says oh yeah when raping little kids in McDonald's. He masturbates with children's cum, semen and lotion. He is also a human.

Pedophile: Wassup kool-aid man how many kids did you rape?
Kool aid man: I raped over 364 kids today.

by How come I sleep with your wif May 11, 2022

kool-aid tongue

When a female is on her period and a male / female goes down on her and comes up with a dark red tongue. Like eating cherry kool-aid from the packet

I went down on her and came up with a kool-aid tongue

by Flipgrl June 24, 2016

I have AIDS

Something to say to fill awkward silences.

John: "So.......what's new?" Bill: ................ "I have AIDS."

by treemilk November 28, 2020

Band aid breakup

to breakup with someone extremely fast.

dude 1: so whats up with you and amy
dude 2: shes getting clingy i think i'm gonna have to give her the band aid breakup.

by BT2009 July 13, 2009

fuck-aid pattern

In Object Oriented Programming, fuck-aid pattern is a leaky and poorly written wrapper of a non-object oriented interface.

Derived from mispronunciation of "facade pattern" by non-native English speakers.

MFC is a fuck-aid pattern wrapper for the Windows API

by bugpower March 22, 2012

bachelor band-aid

A piece of tissue or cloth stuck to a wound to stop bleeding. A bachelor band-aid is usually used when a person can't afford band-aids or is too lazy to get any.

Person 1: "I'm bleeding!"
Person 2: "Well, I don't have any band-aids. You'll just have to use this paper towel bachelor band-aid for now. Try not to get blood on the carpet."

by GAGGOT January 17, 2010

first aid shit

The type of bowel movement that will immediately make you feel better and alleviate whatever symptom you are suffering from.

I was feeling Hella rough this morning until I took a first aid shit, now I'm all good brah.

by Caught-Jester June 23, 2017