fuck me in the teddy grahams

Speaks for itself.

terence: "im so hungry i could eat a bear"
Meghan: "ohh...fuck me in the teddy grahams. Blil, you just ate five minutes ago."...?

by Hairy S. Truman March 18, 2009

Teddybear

A horny weeb attracted to Katsuki bakugo

Bakugo: shut up teddybear

by Anonymous420699 October 25, 2020

teddish

An adjective slash interjection which is used to express disappointment or lameness. The word was first originated to counteract and degrade (albeit ineffectively) the growing influence of Spielberg's talking robot Super Toy Teddy from the movie A.I.

This is so teddish.

by Super ']['oy ']['eddy June 19, 2006

teddy bear

when someone with a hairy ass goes to the bathroom takes a big meaty chud monkey

holy crap man! Dave dropped a teddy bear in the toilet!

by Uvenk January 13, 2011

Teddie

A slip like dressy or onesie that you wear "to bed".

Angela looked alluring in her new red silk teddie

by gatograwr December 12, 2010

tedo

a guy who is a major loser. people know who he is but don't like or respect him. people end up making fun or him because they really hate him. his existence is meaningless.

joe is a deuche bag fag hole loving small pecker packing tedo bastard pussy!

by SexiLexi June 20, 2006

Teddy Roosevelt

A sex move that is preformed by the male partner (in a heterosexual encounter). To perform the Teddy Roosevelt, you must simply engage in intercourse as you normally would. After you finish, you get up without speaking to or making eye contact with your partner, wipe your dick on the curtains, and leave without ever returning. Obviously this move cannot be performed in your own home, since it requires you to never return to where it was performed.

Guy 1: Did you ever hear from that girl at the party again?
Guy 2: Nope, I totally pulled a Teddy Roosevelt on her.

by MCRFB October 10, 2013