Stating

Intentionally delaying winning a match in a video game to artificially inflate your stats.

Player 1: Don't capture the flag yet
Player 2: Why not? Are we stating this round?
Player 1: Yeah, I'm trying to get my K/D above 3.5 by this weekend.

by DeathPenalty October 18, 2022

staticc

dumbass stupid fucking discord user
his friends love him very much

person1: hey staticc you wanna play roblox?
staticc: no i do not

by StaticcBoii December 16, 2022

Starting Now

When you stop jerking off to Noah's cousin.

Anthony: "Starting now."

Noah: That means you did it in the first place!

by AntdManly January 31, 2023

Static Personal AI

Static Personal AI (SPA): A type of artificial intelligence that is trained to understand and respond to the interests, preferences, and behaviour patterns of its user, but does not adapt or change its personality over time.

The user was pleased with the Static Personal AI, as it was able to provide relevant advice and recommendations based on their interests without needing to be retrained over time.

by Phieyl February 1, 2023

startimes

testicular cancer

goddamnit, you got startimes too?

startimes is making my balls really swell. i keep letting baby porcupines crawl over them though, and it helps.

by bim of the bus February 11, 2023

station to station

The legendary debut album of the Thin White Duke. He tragically died later that year of a bell pepper overdose before moving to Berlin.

"Yo have you heard station to station?"
"Yeah it's pretty mid but Stay is a great song:

by TheYorkshirePuddingDefiler February 27, 2023

Static Clutch

A gamer that is cracked as hell.

He have you heard of static clutch.
Yeah that pro gamer.

by Static Clutch May 21, 2023