air spanking

The act of waving hand in air in a spanking motion

Les Grossman was air spanking the shit out of that invisible hoe while dancing in Tropic Thunder

by pickle doodle May 23, 2018

nasal shanking

When someone with a big nose sticks their nose into something which they shouldn't

Rob needs to mind his own business. He gave brother a right nasal shanking when he started asking him what was in the briefcase

by APno1 August 16, 2018

Fight Stancing

Fight Stancing is a method of warming up the body for working out. It involves shifting back and forth & left and right at the same time while bobbing in your stance, keeping knees slightly bent, performing the same motions with your arms and head. It is a dance all fighters perform to keep their muscles loose & warm to stay ready for their opponents. It also happens to make a great full body warm-up for any workout. The most passionate fight stancing can be found in fighter video games like Mortal Kombat.

1. Workout journal:

Warmup:

Fight stancing - 5min
Jumping jacks - 1 min
High knees - 1 min.

2.

Guy playing Mortal Kombat SNES: "What is scorpion doing spinning his hand in little circles by his ears like that?
Friend: "He's either holding up the head of your mom's ghost, or he's just Fight Stancing."

by Boonshadow January 16, 2019

J-Standing

Smelling so bad that you’re eyes become attracted to minors.

*A year 12 asks for a year 9’s Snapchat*
Person: That guy’s J-Standing.

by NJP Gaming April 17, 2019

kitty stalking

That weird thing cats do sometimes where they follow their owner around the house, usually accompanied by incessant meowing for attention or food.

“Ugh, Lemons is seriously kitty stalking me right now. He’s meowing outside the bathroom since I shut the door.”

by Sonshine October 16, 2019

wet spankings

Wet spankings is when one of your homies leaves the toilet lid up when they use the bathroom before you and then when you go in and inevitably fall ass first into the toilet all 10 of your homies barge into the bathroom and take turns spanking your wet ass

The foreskin goblin is a fat bastard (not the fat bastard from the hit movie Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged me ) who deserves wet spankings.

by John_ green_go_meow April 19, 2020

flirt stalking

when a guy, or girl is trying to find out personal information from someone he/she likes but doesn't want to let that person know they attracted to them

Brad really has a crush on Gloria, but he is really shy so he was flirt stalking her to find out her number and what part of town she lives in.

by Samran53 May 29, 2020