santa clause

strangely enough this word rhymes with blue balls. could the connection be that they are both not real?

He claimed he had blue balls, but i just called him santa clause and laughed.

by brandi February 10, 2003

santa

my daddy
14!!!LOLLOLPLOLOLOLOLOLKPIOFJPKPOLLOKLO!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1

Santa is a hottie!

by WEEKYWOO!!!!!q11!!!!! December 27, 2003

dirty santa

you have it wrong, it's when someone is asleep and you fart in their face. The trick is when someone is sleeping

Bob gave bill a dirty santa when he was sleeping

by DA OLE DITY August 23, 2005

Santa

Satan when spelled by a dyslexic.

Satan, oh I mean Santa, is coming to town.

by Hexenhammer December 23, 2009

santanya

a hybrid between Santana and a girl named Tanya.

"santanya! you rocked out Black Magic Woman on guitar hero III"

by rockgod6969 April 11, 2008

santamaycry

1.The result of horrible genetics.

When you have sex with Corky from the series "Life Goes On" you result in such things as santamaycry

2. Moronic by nature.

3. Pretending you and your buddies are the King of Tarabithia.

4. A verb commonly used to explain that intense rectal itch you get at the onset of hemmoroids.

1. A 8 fingered baby.

2. You think you have a clue, but you just plain suck.

3. Claiming to be the "ServersBest" with horrid English skills.

4. Man, I hate these santamaycrys I am getting on my butthole.

by Not Santamaycry January 21, 2009

santastic

Adjective to describe that comfortable satisfaction one gets from stuffing their head-holes with fat-and-sugar laden holiday food for a month. Also describes one's new larger physical profile from same.

Guy 1: Man, I've been chowing on pie and Christmas cookies non-stop for the last three weeks. I feel Santastic!

Guy 2: Yeah, you look Santastic, too, Tubbo!

Guy 1: Suck it.

by The Evil Steve December 21, 2008