Speed Turtle

An individual who attempts to cover many goals in life in the longest possible time. Aspirations that are slow or non existent.

Brittney: Al would like to accomplish many things in life.

John : Unfortunately he`s suffering from being a speed turtle.

by True Canadian2010 September 9, 2010

Niki speed

I am a legend. i am the guy with the 6 pack that is 6 foot tall and i am so pro.

Niki speed go speed

by GREATKINGSPEED March 11, 2022

colorado speed bump

A deer that randomly came out on the road and got ran over

1: Was that a speed bump?
2: Yeah, the Colorado speed bump

by lyder3ybc November 7, 2021

Full Damn Speed

Kill a lot of People at Anytime and Anything

I be killing Full Damn Speed

by JVDAGOD March 23, 2020

Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.

Flippy: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016

10 speed

Term used for person with add or ADHD, who's going a million miles a minute... Or a person who is on uppers, talks a lot, has a lot going on...

#10 speed slow down... 1 thing at a time.

by DaynaBug February 1, 2023

Speed

When you say Speed, you mean gay

Speed = Gay

A Speed likes to hump anything. He moans when you are in close proximity. He is the worst friend you could ever have.

Ex.
P1: That guy is so Speed.
P2: I heard he has a crush on Jaime

by The One and Only Gi-Lee September 15, 2020