Smooth Brain Society

A society that includes only people with smooth, silky brains who consider themselves as "smart", Except for the Head and co-head that are just heads instead of brains.

Example:
"Hey, I'm Sean from the Smooth Brain Society"

by eman laer ruoy esu t'nod November 8, 2022

Slothinator

I person who works in slow motion. They move slow on purpose.

My coworker is so slow, he could be classified as a slothinator.

by Paulswineblast December 13, 2022

Sloth

A sloth aka (as kown as) Ädem is a group of Neotropical xenarthran mammals. Sloths can seem cute and friendly, but if provoked they can be dangerous. They like to eat leafs and insects.

Look there is a sloth climbing a tree!

by DON MIKE111 February 17, 2023

Sloth’s Claw

When a female is penetrated by the middle finger and ring finger as a pair whilst doing sexual actions. The hand shape would resemble a sloth’s claw

Craig used the sloth’s claw last night, he went to new levels of deep, it felt banging.

by Abclfiens March 1, 2023

Smooth Criminal

What Michael Jackson called "little Michael". What he fantasised about doing, but couldn't. Read the lyrics of the song - he wouldn't keep asking if Annie was okay (Oakley?) if she were dead, now would he?

Jenny: I was hit by a Smooth Criminal last night.
Sally: I thought you were walking funny today.

by Cool4Katz April 14, 2023

sloth bear syndrome

A sense of perceiving everything and everyone as a threat no matter how friendly or diplomatic they seem, this is obviously taken from an attribute of a sloth bear; where it considers any animal a threat due to the past experiences of being hunted often

(This example is mimicking Escape from tarkov since I can't think of better examples)

PMC 1 : That player scav spots me from a mile away and starts shooting I didn't even try to look like a threat!
PMC 2 : They probably have sloth bear syndrome from being attacked too much by other player scavs

by Cursed_Spoon May 3, 2023

sloth juice

a drink that makes you feel like time has become so slow. Aka lean

yo bro got any of that sloth juice life is too fast.

by DEVGRUGaming May 16, 2023