skitnegerlaptop

Swedish for Shit Nigger Laptop

Akram: Man I can only run Fortnite at 0.14 FPS
Jack: Ay nig you dun did got a skitnegerlaptop you heard?

by Noclipper November 14, 2020

Skidmore Swim

The swim team at Skidmore College in Saratoga Springs, NY. They win a decent amount of times but their motto is “work hard have fun.”

The girls on the team are the sweetest people in the world but this team is known for having freshman men who prey on artsy freshman girls and take advantage of them sexually.

Girl 1: who did you hook up with last night?
Girl 2: some freshman dude on the Skidmore swim team.
Girl 1: damn are you okay?

by jboy432 March 25, 2021

Skin Clap

The clapping sound made from two people fornicating.

I’m gonna go skin clap that hoe.

by Grippingrain July 6, 2021

Skibby wibbles

The little pieces of weed left over.

Damn dude you smoked all the damn skibby wibbles

by EzDax April 4, 2022

Skills Oasis

1. A place where a desired skill is available.

2. A place where many good skills are available.

1. Adult education classes can be a Skills Oasis for people who want to learn new things.

2. Work environments can be a Skills Oasis for people who want to learn by doing.

3. Colleges can be a Skills Oasis for people who want to learn skills that can be hard to find other places.

by IronMikey March 13, 2023

duck Skirt

A very short skirt, really close to the crotch.

A duck skirt is a skirt so short you can almost see her quack.

by MetalGuru February 13, 2007

throwing skittles

to vigorously jack off alone and blow your load everywhere leaving the sticky substance behind like skittles leave behind on your hand when they are warm.

Jack: Dude, last night Tina wouldn't let me give it to her hard so I was throwing skittles all night.
Thom: Oh, wow dude. You must've been pretty desperate.

by iamacompulsiveliar January 16, 2010