suck it sideways

Let's say you have a really HUGE cock and/or a very small girlfriend, and she has a hard time going down on your penis orally. Tell her to "suck it sideways"! This way, instead of getting stuck on your pecker head, she can suck you all the way down to your balls, and back again!

MAX JOHNSON: Swallow my cock bitch!

LIL' LIPS: Honey, you know I can't. Your weiner is just way too HUGE!

MAX: Suck it sideways sugar.

LIL': What do you mean?

MAX: Play my Harmonica baby.

LIL': OOOooohhh. Okay.

MAX: Yeah ... yeah ... yeah ... ooohhh, Harmonica baby, NOT corn on the cob. Ouch!

LIL': Sorry Max ... how's that?

MAX: Oh alright honey you KNOW what I like!

by Max Johnson aka Dirk Diggler aka John Holmes aka Roger Moore June 14, 2006

left side

Apparently the "Crip" side, well according to Snoop Dogg.

Yeah The left side is uhh the Crip side.

by AC November 10, 2004

sidhu

the last name of many punjabi jatts. These are people with large dicks, drink heavy, and fight like pitbulls. Jatts are people that will fuck u up if u get on their bad side. They fear nothing. Impossible is not in their dictionary. Their mentality is "we ride together we die together"

"oooh shit, u see that guy over their, he's a jatt, dont fuck with him unless u want to get the shit beaten out of u"

by punjabi88 February 28, 2005

Street-side Flower

Chinese slang for hooker

Fortune Cookie: "Attend to Business today. Leave that street-side flower alone."

by STREET-SIDE FLOWERZ March 13, 2011

Siddhartha Gautama

was the first teacher of Buddhism, he was a Noble man , from the 6th century B.C.E, also known as the first Awakened one or Buddha.

Eric: DUDE! did you know that the first Awakened One's name was Siddhartha Gautama?
Frank: no... dude, thats Amazing!

by K.T.C.O.L January 3, 2009

Seattle Sidewinder

First pour hot Starbucks coffee into a womens vagina then add your favorite brand of sugar. You then precede to fuck her until you both add your own special cremes. Semen vaginal secretions. Pour into a mug and enjoy!

Its so cold out, i wish we could make some Seattle Sidewinders to keep us warm.

by The Commodores December 24, 2009

sidewalk alum

A rabid fan of The University of Alabama. These fans have never set foot in a college classroom, nor have they ever been to a game. These are the fans that spend their waking hours on chat forums of their rival schools spewing hatred. They hate your team more than they love their own.

Tyler01 is a typical sidewalk alum. He spends a good part of his day on Auburn message boards flaming the AU grads and putting down their alma mader, yet he never attended Alabama.

by AUalum91 September 7, 2008