The time in a man’s life where he decides to quit simping, begin workout routines, and ignore women who don’t matter. It is a man’s realization that he should not give a shit about women in his life who will not stay long term.
A Real Villain’s season may last for years, until he finally finds a respectable woman or gives up.
A Fake Villain’s season may last for only 1-3 months, generally after New Years, where men pretend to be villains but will revert to being little bitches and simping.
A Real Villain’s season may last for years, until he finally finds a respectable woman or gives up.
A Fake Villain’s season may last for only 1-3 months, generally after New Years, where men pretend to be villains but will revert to being little bitches and simping.
I’m over these fake relationships. These hoes on Instagram are all just here for attention. I think it’s time to start Villain Season.
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Owen: I think this year I’m going to make more of an effort to hold a steady relationship. How about you?
Cory: Nah dude, it’s Villain Season. I’m just gonna do roids and ignore these bitches.
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Owen: I think this year I’m going to make more of an effort to hold a steady relationship. How about you?
Cory: Nah dude, it’s Villain Season. I’m just gonna do roids and ignore these bitches.
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Get the berries in season mug.After a session of hot, passionate love making, and during the manditory cuddle, one lover will spoon the other. The smaller spoon will then 'season' the lower torso and possibly the upper legs of the other lover with a mist of gas and butt sweat.
Jamie small spoon: "30 seconds, my record!"
Darren big spoon: *Profoundly blows his booty trumpet*
Jamie small spoon: "What the hell? What makes you think that now's a good time for The Seasoning?!"
Darren big spoon: *Profoundly blows his booty trumpet*
Jamie small spoon: "What the hell? What makes you think that now's a good time for The Seasoning?!"
by ImInBigTrouble December 7, 2010
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That nigga was talking shit you already know i had to season his ass.
Damn, Scott really got his shit seasoned during the fight yesterday.
Damn, Scott really got his shit seasoned during the fight yesterday.
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