Rain Delay

When you’re trying to have sex with a girl, but you can’t because she’s crying.

Billy: “Hey, did you wait out the rain delay with Sally last night?”
Gio: “No, the bed was rained out. Hopefully she’ll give me a doubleheader today!”

by Woke Motherfucker May 9, 2023

100% of rain

100% of rain.

100% of rain.

by Debskelly1985 May 11, 2023

raining pitchforks and nigger babies

to rain very hard with large rain drops.

"This morning it was raining pitchforks and nigger babies."

by gingerdaddy69 December 4, 2023

rain

The thing that tries to prevent you from graduating from school.

Anthony was absent from school because of rain.

by Jan Karlo December 5, 2022

Set Fire to the Rain

When you fart while peeing.

I was at the urinal when I set fire to the rain and smoked out the other people in the restroom.

by Steely Dan Cortez December 9, 2022

Lysol spray Japanese rain scent

Smells amazing and I use it every day

I use Lysol spray Japanese rain scent

by BearLovesToLoaf January 12, 2023

Rain When I Die

Is she ready to know my frustration?
What she slippin' inside, slow castration
I'm a riddle so strong, you can't break me
Did she come here to try, try to take me?
Did she call my name?
I think it's gonna rain
When I die

Was it something I said, held against me?
Ain't no life on the run, slowly climbing
Caught in ice so she stares, stares at nothing
I can help her but won't, now she hates me
Did she call my name?
I think it's gonna rain
When I die

She won't let me hide
She don't want me to cry
Will she keep on the ground, trying to ground me?
Slowly forgive my lie, lying to save me
Could she love me again or will she hate me?
Prob'ly not, I know why, can't explain me
Did she call my name?
I think it's gonna Rain When I Die

by Death Menace July 8, 2023