Poltergeist 

A person who ghosts groups of people, and occasionally causes drama within the groups of people that have been ghosted

“Lacy ghosted us when we were making plans to meet up and is now causing lots of drama in the friend group by saying she feels excluded”
“Sounds like you have a poltergeist on your hands”

Poltergeist by Broncosaurus Manning July 9, 2020

Pooper Sweeper

A person whose sole job is to pick up any fecal matter and/or waste products in an area to then throw it away for little to no personal gain. Commonly associated with societally induced labor but can also be a voluntary piece of work.

“Aw shucks, I have to be a Pooper Sweeper for a little bit. My family says that I have to go pick up our dog’s poop right now.”

Pooper Sweeper by Zap ⚡️ July 22, 2020

Poonerspism 

1. A spoonerism of spoonerism

Marci: "I want to tell an innocent groaner to this chick I like as an ice breaker but I heard she hates puns"
Jared: "So tell her a poonerspism instead!"
Marci: "I see what you did there"

Poonerspism by WildShrub August 7, 2020

Pooper Nickel 

Noun

1. A small amount of weed or other drug contraband that has been smuggled into a prison/jail compound via someone’s anal cavity. (Butthole)

2. Someone who’s falsely identifying themselves as someone they’re not. •Fronting. •False flagging. •Fake.

I heard that Aaron’s got that *pooper nickel* he bartered for last week, over in cell block C.

I told you that Todd was a *Pooper Nickel*. He was acting so tuff until Darnell checked him. Todd was so scared that he would get beat up.

I can’t believe that Scott thought Steve was the manager. Steve is such a *Pooper Nickel* always pretending he’s a boss, when in reality he’s just a janitor.

Pooper Nickel by NickyFoles9 September 22, 2020

Poltertext

n. A sent or received text without knowledge or intent from either party.
V. Describes an altered or modified text from the original composition without the sender's knowledge.

I'm so embarrassed. My phone just sent my boyfriend a poltertext.

Poltertext by Bobbie Blake October 7, 2020

Polterglitch

A glitch that messes with electronic devices in a seemingly intelligent and mischievous way. Its just a glitch but you feel like its fucking with you.

The Polterglitch is in the PS4 again

Damn Polterglitch crashed my download at 99%

Polterglitch by Jetstream Spam October 23, 2020

poofter ping pong 

Is another term for Australian Football League or AFL.

"What are you watching?"

"AFL"
"Oh poofter ping pong ya mean?"

poofter ping pong by messie October 24, 2020