the angry pirate

when a guy cums on a chick's face then shaves off his pubes and throws them on her face, the cum keeping the pubes in place. then you break her legs.

she was annoying me. so i gave her the angry pirate

by hardstyle1997 August 26, 2011

pirate hooker

A cheap one legged, one eyed prostitute who services men for extremely cheap. Hopefully she carries around a parrot on her shoulder.

Dayum i skull fucked that pirate hooker sarah riley helluh hard last night.

by siesta October 24, 2006

ass pirates

pirates who enjoy anal penetration also sailors who like to create navy cakes

look at those ass pirates over there making navy cakes

by stu2 September 23, 2006

pirate's eye

shitting in a girls eye

i wanted to take a shit but i had to keep fucking her so i gave her the pirate's eye last night.

by nikemane December 26, 2008

dirty pirate

It's the longer version of the dirty sanchez. When you are done having anal sex with a women, you proceed to wipe your penis across her upper lip giving her a rich and full mustache. Then you come in her eye giving her a sort of liquid patch. Now for the final step you kick her in the shin so she jumps around like a pirate with a peg leg.

Last night I was feeling kinda kinky so I gave the misses a dirty pirate.

by Johnny Throwdown April 22, 2004

Road pirate

A gypsy, Who lives in a caravan and lives where ever. They travel round fighting, attacking and stealing. They will take everythink which is worth money. If your not careful they will live in your garden. To make money they steal or sell clothes pegs and false gold earings. If you think you see one stay well away or ATTACK with a stick.

Person 1: Now dont go down to the woods. Road pirates are living there now.
Person 2: Ok..
Person 1: and watch out for their dirty dogs and horses! You dont what to be ill for the rest of your life.

by Courtney Dawe June 11, 2006

face pirate

A degrading sexual maneuver in which the man screams "ArRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG" in a pirate voice, then promptly ejaculates in their partner's eye. This is a common alternative for pirate enthusiasts to deviate from the standard swashbuckler finisher.

Deborah was being a real bitch last night, so i gave her a face pirate.

by all-nite-freak August 1, 2007