chocolate panda

a sloptart who plays WoW all day in dirty guitar hero pajamas and a dirty white t-shirt. whom eats cereal, drops it from his mouth back into the bowl, and eats it again. he smokes an excessive amount of marijuana and is often seen with the cool crew. a large creature that inhabits east street east mansfield.

DUDE JOHN PARKER JUST TRIED TO ROB ME I'M AT MEMORIAL I'M GUNNA KILL HIM

calm down my chocolate panda

by brothersmangcharles February 27, 2012

Red Panda

Something that is not reaching the coolness level of its next readily available equivalent. Much as the Red Panda will never possibly be able to compete with the Giant Panda. For, as we all know, the Giant Panda is one of the world's most epic animals. Can also be used to describe anything lame.

"standard def TV is so Red Panda bro".

"tonight was gonna be awesome...but it went all red panda"
"not cool man, that was so red panda"

by NjBerserker March 8, 2010

Trash Panda

Bitches that are so drunk they eat pizza or any food right after they drop that shit on the ground.

That crazy ass trash panda ate that Five Points pizza like a goddam badass right off the ground.

by chinoalfonz October 25, 2018

panda raccoon

What a panda bear actually is because a panda isnt really a bear! Can be used to describe the perfect guy, especially if the guy is adorable like a panda!!

Kerrie: Look Leah! Panda Raccoon is walking over here!!
Leah: Omg! He is soo perfect and cute!!

by Panda Loverr January 12, 2009

Panda

Police Officer; Black and White, Slow, and mostly Fat

Aww man, I got popped by a panda for doing 80 in a 20mph

by jfdksjfdks November 13, 2011

panda

A man who has lost his sense of masculinity and manliness to such a degree that he wouldn't survive without the security and basic resources that society provides. He's much like the panda in the zoo who is entirely dependent upon zookeepers for bamboo and protection from predators. Often the end result of extreme metrosexuality.

"Roger is a total panda. Whenever a lightbulb burns out, he has to pay someone to fix it."
"Jim walked me home last night but I felt like I was protecting him. He's such a panda."

by Relationflip July 1, 2014

Pandacorn

A symbol of a unicorn and a panda mix

Look at that adorable pandacorn!

by Sissy76583 December 25, 2017