parkered

To consume an abhorrent amount of food or any other resources with little to no regard for the well-being of yourself and others around you.

“Someone parkered all the cookies in the hotel lobby, so I cancelled my reservation.”
“He parkered all his phone data in the first two days. We shouldn’t have given him a phone…”

by Daroobee October 15, 2022

Parker

Parker is a man that is a discord kitten and has many moderators

"Did you hear about Parker being a discord kitten"

by SlayingTheDayAway November 3, 2022

Parker

A cool guy with a great personality, Parker Usually likes girls that are nice and supportive, He relies on other people a lot and usually has only friends that are girls and maybe one friend that is a boy, If he tells a girl that he likes her he feels that girl is the only one who understands him and he wants to cherish her forever. Sometimes he gets a little sad if he sees the girl he likes laughing and having a great time with another boy because she doesn't have as much fun around him. He likes getting to know people and doesn't want to feel like a bad person. If he ever cries around you that means he cares enough for you to let you see his emotions.

girl 1: Parker is a really nice guy

girl 2: he is so caring

by Truefacts26381 November 10, 2022

Parker

The guy in class who doesn’t pay attention and makes it everyone’s problem. Also probably racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, or all of the above.

Person A: who the hell is making animal sounds in class?
Person B: that’s just Parker

by The Possum of Wisdom November 10, 2022

Parsery

A Women who is used for sex, synomous to slag and slut and sket

She got passed around like a Parsery

by astlikkkkk December 27, 2022

Parleen

Parleen is a girl that loves everybody and is a very loyal caring positive person. She's always hated on by everybody because they think she's annoying but in reality, she's very nice and looks on the optimistic side of life she has 2 close best friends that make a trio but most of the time tease her as a joke and leave her out but she doesn't really take the jokes because it's about her but she'll still laugh with a smile. Parleen is the type of girl that's most likely always there for you when you need a shoulder to cry on she'll never leave your side and will hold on to you and be clingy if she doesn't have other friends she thinks she's ugly, annoying and fat because she feels like the ugliest person in the world and most of the time her friends are always arguing with her over tiny reasons and she's the type of person who always goes over to say sorry even if it's not her fault she'll become your enemy if you say mean things to her she'll try her to best to fit in. But always end up being mocked and whenever it's her friends' birthdays she gives them so many gifts also on Christmas but when it's Christmas and her birthday all she receives are wishes which she accepts with a smile on her face she's the type of girl that gives a lot but barely receives any so if you have a Parleen in your life don't break her heart because she tries her best to make you happy and smile. but apart from that Parleen also really loves dancing, it's a hobby she enjoys expressing her emotions.

Omg did you see Parleen she is so weird
friend; you guys are just jealous
Parleen; omg you guys look so nice in your outfits

by lmao hi January 3, 2023

Parker Lee Bennett

A stupid n***** with blonde hair and brown eyes. An egocentric bastard with stupid facial expressions that somehow don't even outweigh his immense stupidity. Parker will leave you in the dust as his stupid triple chin blasts off into space. Always somehow manages to ruin a group joke, even when the continuation of the joke is laid out right in front of him on a carboard wafer. Uses "smart" words/phrases, to make himself seem like he knows what the FUCK he is talking about when he doesn't have a clue. Way too competitive over stupid things just like one of his other friends (TJA). Won't explicitly say the n word, but will say lots of racist things, including defending people that should DEFINITELY not be defended.

Josh: Hey Parker, what you doin?
Parker Lee Bennett: YOUR SISTER!!
Josh: But.. I don't have a sister
Parker Lee Bennett: *smirk* You will in nine months!!! *smugly*
Josh: So.. you fucked sperm..?
Parker Lee Bennett:

Josh:

by 9090alex January 6, 2023