dumb in the pants

Lacking courage, or bravery. Also lacking male instincts, knowledge or abilities to do stereotypical male activities.

I can't believe you didn't ask her out! You're dumb in the pants.

Calling a tow truck instead of changing a flat tire is dumb in the pants.

That guy can only bench 20 lbs..He's so dumb in the pants.

dumb in the pants by AB00013 April 18, 2010

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Ellie no pants

A stunning female, with blond hair.
Who has a great smile, and a dirty mind.
Who doesn't mind to take her pants off infront of anyone.
Ellie No Pants.

Her name is Ellie No Pants.

Ellie no pants by Ellies Lover August 10, 2010

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shitting your pants

Believe it or not, shitting your pants is exactly what it sounds like. It's when you shit in your pants. See also suprise shit

"Hey don, how was math class?"
"Mr. Hendricks wouldn't let me use the bathroom so I ended up shitting your pants*."
"... I can get your notes for the rest of the week."
*i wanted to put down shitting my pants, but the UD wouldn't let me

shitting your pants by Bet you didn't see that cummin August 28, 2017

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ploppy pants

Pants that have been filled with stinking grogans.

After shitting himself, the boy had ploppy pants.

ploppy pants by Dr Ploppy July 2, 2003

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check your pants

What you say when someone rips a big fart, because they might have shit themselves.

"Pfffffffbttt"
"Dude, check your pants!"

check your pants by Illinois Joe December 26, 2005

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Sponge Bob Bitter Pants

A person who is being excessively negative and/or bitter about anything and everything.

Person A: "Man, I hate going to movies. I hate going to clubs too. I just hate being with a lot of people. It's so annoying. I just hate everything."

Person B: "OK, chill out, Sponge Bob Bitter Pants."

Sponge Bob Bitter Pants by Jackie McNasty May 20, 2009

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sticky pants

When the man glaze from your husband/boyfriend/sailor drips out of your vagina onto your panties after sex.

Ah, fuck my butt! I had sex with Whats-his-face before work and now I have sticky pants!

sticky pants by OneEightSeven July 26, 2005

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