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Moose bonger

Swedish slang for a semi erection.
"I can't get out of bed just yet bro, i've got a bit of a moose bonger. Maggie Thatcher naked on a cold day... Maggie Thatcher naked on a cold day...."

"I got a moose bonger in church earlier, it was embarrasing to the fullest extent"

"I could have shagged her, but I was so pissed I only managed a moose bonger!"
by C. Amos February 10, 2008
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Moosetard

Noun. Someone who is both remarkably ugly and really stupid. Can be geographical to include country prefix.
Look at that fuckin idiot... talk about American/English/French Moosetard
by filmycoating December 9, 2008
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Person highly talented at whatever they do
You can only dream of being a Moosetard
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Loose Moose

A term used for a promiscuous, overweight woman.
Damn, sounds like a loose moose just walked into the Sizzler.
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moose man thinkz the moose is like the god!
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moosh head

An individual who makes all their emotions known through myspace
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