funky breath monsta

the power bequeathed upon a women's pussy, referring to the pussy as it's own entity...

You need to beware the funky breath monsta.

by Dr. sSinister December 3, 2009

throat yogurt monster

in short, a cum guzzler

JACKIE! YOU'RE A WHORE. YOU THROAT YOGURT MONSTER

by biganne00 December 7, 2010

manstrual cramps

When a man has to poop or fart so badly that the pressure builds up to an extremely uncomfortable level. often causes manstration.

my buddy had to poop so badly he got all pissy from the manstrual cramps.

by owurnvoisdngl February 27, 2010

menstral quarters

quarters spent on feminine hygene products in public restroom vending machines.

Hey man! I just saw that cheap bastard Jose trying to steal the menstral quarters from the vending machines in the womens bathroom.

by Mr. Pickles33 April 5, 2010

monster

A penis which is inordinately large in either length or girth or both.

At Jimmy's party last night, I hooked up with Paul who had an absolute monster. I didn't think it would fit, but I found some lube and condoms in Jimmy's sister's nightstand. The condom didn't fit, but with the lube, we worked him in. I think my hymen must not have been completely gone because I bled more than I did last year when I lost my virginity at the junior high graduation party.

by BRD September 6, 2005

Monster Man

This is the description of a man who behaves like a monster and who has trouble socialising with other humans. These individuals often reside in the Midlands area of England, but are also found in towns on the North West of England.

Nigel: That guy over there looks mental, he is giving me dirty looks and is making crazy noises that are quite scary.
Paul: Watch yourself, he's a "Monster Man" so I wouldn't start anything. He will rip you in two.
Nigel: I wasn't going to.

by Paul Fleming July 11, 2006

manstress

an illicit male lover; oftentimes the "other man"; the male version of a mistress

"What happened to Steve and Laura?"
"Well, Steve found out that Laura had a manstress on the side. Epic fail."

by women unite August 29, 2011