The Moby Dick

When a man masturbates in a body of water (hot-tub, pool, lake) just as he is about to ejaculate he sticks only his dick-head out of the water and the spurts of jism look like a whale spouting water while surfacing.

I was in the hotel pool and pulled The Moby Dick but there were no towels around to clean up. I hope the chlorine is strong.

by Bewls Rules June 4, 2010

Minge Mobile

Any vehicle driven by a man that is used whilst going out to pick up women.

As John pulled up to his friend's house before heading out for a night on the town, he yelled out the window "Hop in the minge mobile and let's go to the bar!"

by wclax23 April 6, 2011

Pubg Mobile

Pubg Mobile is a chinese made version of pubg, it's owned by tencent which is known for being chinese and spying on you. this bug filled shitbag is very popular in the country called georgia. it's somehow worse than the pc version of pubg.
it has the same crappy vehicle physics as the pc version that developers from pubg praise, even though it feels like you are driving a feather. also you have free aimbot and it's filled with people 11 years old to 14 years old. most people are gonna be arabic or somewhere from there, so you will never understand anyone.

boy: bro wanna play Pubg?
boy2: the Pubg Mobile one or the dead one?
boy: the mobile one
boy2: meh they are both shit

by Agenius2.0 October 4, 2020

Rice-mobile

An expensive sleek or sporty car, usually adorned in colours yellow, black, red, or deep blue with a spoiler on the back; driven by chauchy asian males at dangerous speeds. Usually paid for by their rich doctor parents.

Did you catch a glimpse of that rice-mobile go speeding through that red light?

by Heather OfTheGardens June 11, 2006

Mobe

slang for mobile phone/cell phone.

"Hey, do you got your mobe with you? i gotta call someone."

by caddy July 8, 2007

Moberg

When someone cancels an appointment, no-shows or burns you in some way.

My date moberged me last night, when she said she was washing her hair and couldn’t make it.

by JJK03 June 27, 2006

cock mobster

one who rules, by the cock for the cock to benifit the cock - hence, in the mob of cokcs, the head cock, with balls.

THe cock mobster commanded the attention of the crowd, drawing the hearts and minds minds in the midst of the confusion of war on government.

by John "Cock Mobster" Dickknight October 11, 2003