Mobe 

Can mean everything or nothing at the same time. It is what you want it to be. It is also the most vulgar word in existence right now.

Hey brooo... It's cold as mobe out here.

Mobe by hoodlum0 May 27, 2009

Mobe 

slang for mobile phone/cell phone.

"Hey, do you got your mobe with you? i gotta call someone."

Mobe by caddy July 8, 2007

Mobe 

An abbreviation for "Mobilization," as in the following usage by Chicago Seven activist Dave Dellinger:

"The Black leadership in the Mobe and in the antiwar movement generally decided basically to stay away from Chicago and not be involved."

and...

"Now I'm generally listed as the `chairman' of the National Mobilization Committee To End The War."

Mobe by B7flat5flat9 February 17, 2010

Mobe 

Meth pipe also called a boofer

Joe: Fuck we have to freebase this critty
Shane: Awwww no boofer!?
Joe: No, Myke broke the mobe last night, we were tweakin like no other!

Mobe by Fuck Tracy July 8, 2009

Mobe 

a Morbidly Obese woman....mainly found in North America...USA to be exact.

Guy 1: Dude i regret everything i did last nite...im sure its illegal in all the 12 Colonial States.

Guy 2: What happened.

Guy 1: I totally got gang raped by a bunch of Mobe chicks...they were led by Oprah and Kirstie Alley.

Guy 2: *barf*

Mobe by fontanask8r November 23, 2009

mobe 

A mobe is Sam Ellison

Sam Ellison is a mobe and a chode in one!!!

mobe by Adam Stevens November 10, 2004

mobe 

A person with no visible stomach.
Their chin is so long/fat it reaches their penis. Can be refered to chode

"You are a mobe"

mobe by Sam Ellison April 5, 2004