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Johnson Middle school

Worst place in the USA (it would be the worst place in the world but North Korea exists). A school filled with wannabes, boomers, idiots, and crazy tyrant popular girls. Doesn't teach us a thing, except to shut up and listen to there boring lectures about how dumb we are. Mean teachers, brainless zombie kids, popular girl vampires, that one kid working for the FBI, locker 1324 is a secret portal to an alien warship, and worst of all *shudder* vScO giRLs!
by Marshmallow gal April 29, 2020
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Stache Booty Johnson

A name given to the juiciest booty in town! Someone who twerks that booty hard and makes all the ladies extra moist! BOM BOM BOM!
by MS.M-R April 9, 2020
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Ray William Johnson

Ray William Johnson is an entertainer who sprung into fame in 2009 when he started reviewing viral videos on Youtube. His show is entitled =3 (Equals Three). In each episode he reviews three videos adding his witty commentary to each one. He is known for his sarcastic remarks and phrases such as: "Fake and Gay" and "Squaids (or Squirrel Aids)". He's used "troll" and portrays one in some of his videos. Ray also is known for his "Doin you mom" and "buttsecks" jokes. All these things have spread and become more common among the internet using community. In each video users may send a video response and it could be picked as Ray's Comment Question of the Day. Anyone is welcome to comment with an answer and 5 answers will be chosen by Ray and featured in his next video. He currently uploads his Equals Three videos usually every Monday and Thursday.
Ray also has an alternate "vlogging" channel, called BreakingNYC. In that channel, Ray record parts of his daily life.
Ray was in a group: FattySpins, in which he and the other members put together catchy songs with a comedic edge. Most popular: Doin' Your Mom.
Ray lives in New York, and attends college.
Ray William Johnson is a very talented, very busy (seemingly), very funny dude who is on his way to bigger and better things. I expect to see him on TV soon.
Mike: "What happened to Youtube?"

Phil: "Ray William Johnson AKA pure awesomeness."

Mike: "Huh?"

Phil: "Well, you have to admit he DOES have more talent than most of these so-called "stars" today."

Mike: "True. But he's not stupid, he's actually entertaining, his show is stimulating, and I don't feel completely retarded after watching his videos. That's not like the other Youtubers!"

Phil: "Umm....Exactly."

Mike: "Two camels in a tiny car!"
by SoFlyAway August 24, 2010
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natalie monique johnson

Most beautiful young lady on earth 🌏 has a sporty personality very humerous and very popular
by Huggians January 13, 2017
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Praveen Kong Johnson

The son of the great Donkey Kong. And the brother of the Hindu god Hanuman he is the king of the apes, he is the ape of which Caesar is based off. He has had a very high quality song be made on him by the name of PJ Swingin, and he was notoriously known Candy Kong with his 9 inch banana penis, before leaving her to recollect his peel.
Coonesh: I wish my tiny dick was like Praveen Kong Johnson

Coonajen: That's why you got rejected 74 times by Nigbiha and Nigthusa

Coonesh: Shup you use auto tune you tiny korunga
by Pundaivan April 18, 2020
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The Cody Johnson Band

The best Texas Country Band, Originally from Huntsville, Tx
songs include:
talk to me right
it's amazing
sing me a love song
whats left of Texas
another Try
no tears in my eyes

Band Members include

lead singer: Cody Johnson obviously.

Drummer: Nathan Reedy

Bass Guitar: Danny Salinas
Lead Guitar: Matt Rogers
(girl)That band is amazing.
(boy) Yea its the Cody Johnson band.

(girl) I love you.
(boy) I love you too.
by jenay09 August 17, 2009
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