johnson rod

(n.) A rod used to control the timing of, and how long the valves stay open on a steam locomotive.

The setting of the johnson rod determines how much power goes into each piston stroke, and to which direction the locomotive will move.

by waltermitty August 21, 2004

johnson rod

device that is connected to a gazach via a knibbling pin

the johnson rod fell from the gazach because the knibbing pin fell out.

by Don Alonso May 28, 2003

jonsen

Jonsen pronounced (joan + sin) is to be boo loving or communicating with someone you like in a sweet way whether in person or on the phone... etc

Tisha need to stop jonsen on the phone with her boyfriend.

by Betty Boopi September 22, 2008

Johnson Family Reunion

An annual event whereby a group of unrelated, hedonist, high-living men ranging from 25-50 years commence for a weekend at a vacation resort area in an attempt to recapture their youth by indulging in heavy drinking and drug use.

"Hey, fill that script of vicodin, buy a lot of vodka and roll some fat blunts - we're going to the Johnson Family Reunion!!"

by eddie fusco May 10, 2005

Johnson&Johnson

The act of two males having sex with one female. realted word: finger-cuff

We have Jill the Johnson&Johnson last night.

by Sulucci September 11, 2006

David Johnson

A person who likes to suck cock along with being the worst running back in the NFL. Along with any other person with the name is also gay.

yo guys, david johnson is gay and sucks cock but he's bad with the cardinals, keeping sucking dick, so you can get paid.or anyone with the name david johnson.

by TheUnderGod September 3, 2019

magic johnson

magic johnson's are a pair of 32 in. rims. like his number in the NBA.

"Oh shit nigga, those some big ass rims."
"Damn straight, those some magic johnson's right there."

by pimpshit May 15, 2006