Monster Island

The free weights area of any gym.

Harold wanted to learn to lift weight, but he was intimidated by the denizen of Monster Island, so he went to Body Attack instead.

Monster Island by StSeanoftheKnife May 12, 2013

Long Island Blunt 

A single blunt containing 5 (or more) different strains of Marijuana. Similar to how a Long Island Ice Tea contains 5 types of alcohol, but with weed. Typically found in areas where marijuana or medical marijuana is legal.

Also could be called a Long Island Ice Tea Blunt.

Originated in Colorado

After going to the dispensary, we rolled up a Long Island Blunt.

Long Island Blunt by Papa Skunk September 16, 2013

Staten Island jellyfish 

Its a used condom floating in or around the East River or any other virulent, disease infested, filthy dirty body of water in NYS ..

"Wow I was docking my boat and noticed a Staten Island jellyfish floating by...EEEWWWW Gross"

Staten Island jellyfish by Symone...A.K.A Ill NANA November 27, 2013

smith island cake 

the official cake of Maryland. Probably the most amazing cake you'll ever eat- atleast 10 layers, icing on every layer. You can probably find it near OC (ocean city) or in Crisfield.

Person #1:Hey have you tried Smith Island Cake?

Person #2:Yeah! It's the awesomest cake ever!

Person #3: I know right!

smith island cake by grahambearsgummybears February 28, 2014

indonesian island hopper 

The act of shitting on a girls face while playing leap frog

Hey so you want to Indonesian island hopper?
Sure just don't get it in my eye

indonesian island hopper by miggersaly March 7, 2014

rhode island pencil sharpener 

When a woman lifts her legs up in the air showing her flesh hole to you like a slice of warm pecan pie. You than proceed to hoist your self above her and penetrate the flesh hole while slowly twisting your cock and body 360 degrees, repeatedly, to simulate the sharpening of a pencil.

Man, I really do love Amy, especially when she whips out her hot pie and I greet her with a Rhode Island Pencil Sharpener.

rhode island pencil sharpener by CuntStuffer69 September 10, 2016

rhode island shitbox

When you fuck a girl in the ass, pull out, while she is still gaping shove a live lobster in her asshole and proceed to fuck her till you cum. Next retrieve the lobster, boil, and serve with a side of butter.(Warning:The Rhode Island Shitbox may cause slight pain).

I met this girl from Boston at the bar last night, she had me give her a Rhode Island Shitbox. It was a little weird, but the lobster was delicious.

rhode island shitbox by Notre Damn July 20, 2016