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Internet Speak

Describes the type of language you use on the internet, though it's a rarely used term because it doesn't sound right.
-M8, check out ma new YT Vid I posted y'day.
-Could you please stop using Internet Speak?
by Matthigast September 26, 2014
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intermediate bitch

not quite a basic bitch, but uninteresting nonetheless.

see also OKCupid.
"I'm really good at acronyms. My taste in music is pretty eclectic... I like the accordion waaay too much. I'm awkward. A saucy pocket pixie who loves to play dress up and go off on tangents. I'd die if I didn't have sriracha, coffee, tootsie rolls or my vintage map of Austin. I'm the only girl in my choir covered in tattoos. I also spend a lot of time thinking about food."

If this sounds like you, you may be an intermediate bitch.
by PaleBlueYacht January 26, 2015
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Internet People

Your typical age-biased, computer bound, unsanitary slob with foreign interests/obsessions of an otherwise normal person (troll faces, the hobbit, anime, portal 2, etc). Typically book-smart but never street smart, usually can't catch a joke unless it is related to weird internet memes that would send most people up a tree.

The internet people epidemic is believed to have first originated from the creation of the "troll face" in 2011 and has since grown to define an entire culture of people, thus calling for an official definition. It is predicted that by 2050 as technology becomes more popular, that most teens in the USA will be internet people, thus making for a major decline in athleticism and attractive traits amongst US citizens.

SIDE NOTE: these people do not know they are being weird and therefore cannot help it, as the epidemic was molded into them via the internet. Trying to douse them at school will only encourage them to be weirder in hopes you will catch their drift.
Alaria - Hey, I was trying to talk to that kid over there that keeps shouting "Notice me senpai!" And I was wondering, what does that mean?
Austin - Yeah, those are internet people... they do that type of stuff.
by jayyy.zzzz September 19, 2016
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Internet trolling

A person who go's on random chat sites and edits pictures of people with dicks in there mouth
by Game mode 0 September 30, 2016
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australian internet

Guy 1: it is taking forever to download that file
Guy 2: Yeah we have Australian internet
Guy 1: well shit
by HydroChloroFluoroCarbons November 13, 2017
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INTERNET DATING REALITY

While many beautiful women may post their profile and picture on an internet dating site...the only ones that you MR. AVERAGE JOE HETEROSEXUAL will hook up with are the 5's...and SINGLE MOTHERS.The 8,9,10 girl has her picture up for ego-grat
purposes.She's only available if you can somehow PROVE INCOME.
You know what I mean.
HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY #1:"It's been awhile.I just had to clear the pipes.Hooked up with this cute single mom off MATCH.Not goin' back."

HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY #2:"Yeah...I'm doin'okay now but awhile back I found myself in bed with this gnarly 5 off MYSPACE.I guess that's just INTERNET DATING REALITY."
by L.MARTIN January 15, 2006
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internet

A web of confusion, dismay, and pornography.
I searched for 'World History' on the internet and the results showed 500 pages of pornography.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
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