hookerness

the innate ability to accept money for pleasure or fantasy services

Because of an early display of hookerness, her mother sent her to finishing school.

by pinball tony March 22, 2009

Hooker Hoofers

Shoes most commonly worn by strippers, ho's and other "ladies of the evening." Always high-heeled, usually shiny and vinyl this exciting footware is for the most discriminately trashy wearer. Most often hooker hoofers are cheap versions of those famous fuck me pumps.

"Girl, when workin' the pole your legs look fine wearing your hooker hoofers"

by busybusybusybusy May 23, 2009

hookery whore

a whore who also displays the characteristics of a hooker. a hookery whore is a double dis, unlike the regular whore, which is just a single dis.

You're such a hookery whore!

by linguist11 August 12, 2009

Hooker Snack

Something that a married man has between bouts with the wife, usually when the husband isn't getting any

"Man, I had the best hooker snack of my life last night."
"You might want to get yourself checked out."

by JacksonStorm February 22, 2010

hooker power hour

the set time that a hooker should set aside to eat. Most cases this doesn't happen because they spent their money on cocaine or heroine. A hooker power hour is normally characterized by fighting other hookers for money by using homemade weapons like sharpened tampon tubes, used condoms tied into a whip, or AIDS.... (Awesome Indestructible Dildo Shield). By using these weapons the "Queen hooker" or the hooker that wins gets to own the street corner and services the most customers. This then repeats the cycle of competition from other hookers and drug withdrawl.

The police know when to intervene when a hooker's power hour has gotten a little too out of control.

When the school whores wanted to fight each other, everyone circled around and yelled, "Hooker Power Hour!"

by clo1229 May 18, 2010

hook boobies

gross, disgusting, nasty boobies that are generally small and hook upwards...yuk

Hey shes got nice boobs!

Nah shes got hook boobies, i sucked them

EW NO

by micsapiuelgjk October 31, 2011

hooker bump

inhaling substances off someone's long finger nail when no other substance accesory is available

Becky, with her long acrylic nail, spooned the substance out and offered Bob her pinky nail to inhale. She asked "want a hooker bump?"

by Dick Lea May 10, 2011