Goldendale

One of just a few places where bestiality is accepted and promoted, Incest is deemed the key to a normal family life. The word pet has been replaced by "sexual interest" as many have left the use of the opposite sex for lustful relations with animals. where the average person is either fat or ugly and with eyes close enough that they touch one another. A place so bad that even Indians wont live there. Where men get boners when the rooster crows in the morning.

Goldendale where you can bang all the sheep, goats and fugly women you want. Just don't be surprised at the results from that std test.

by Gdale February 14, 2010

Golden Goose

An obscenely hot girl seen in a public place where it is situationally innappropriate to strike up a conversation with her

A man walks out of the men's room and sees an amazingly beautiful woman walking into the women's room.

Man: "Oh my God she's so gorgeous I wish I could talk to her."
A stranger walks up
Stranger: "Yeah what a Golden Goose."

by Edeak October 30, 2010

Golden Tallywhackers

Golden strings or ornaments that hang from either nipples or undergarments in which you 'whack' people with. They tend to turn men on.

The other day when i took off my shirt I exposed my golden tallywhackers and Chester loved them!

by Maria and Alii November 25, 2007

Goddess of the flesh

A really hot pornstar whose name cannot be remembered.

"oh man this chick is hot what's her name again."
"Eva something, whatever she is a goddess of the flesh yo."
"word"

by Rictos July 17, 2009

golden titties

beautiful, yet firm breats; so good that they could be worth money

She had a fuzzy lumpkin but golden titties, so it was all worth it

by fuzzylumpkin11 October 18, 2010

Golden Yamaka

When someone urinates on the back of a persons head, using a circular motion to form the shape of a yamaka

I gave Yesenia's mom a Golden Yamaka last night and she loved it!

by kakas July 28, 2011

The Golden Rule

No fat bitches.

Guy 1: Yo ima nail the chick, I don’t care if she looks like a Manatee.

Guy 2: Dude don’t. Remember, the golden rule: no fat bitches.

Guy 1: Dude you’re right, my bad.

by Dordo Bird Expert September 14, 2020