glasses

for absolute nerds that can't see right

"dude are you seriously using glasses, bro those are for nerds

by 000101111001 March 27, 2021

Glass Dick

It’s the paraphernalia you use to smoke meth in!!

Hey you want to suck on my glass Dick??

by ChadM45 November 20, 2017

Glass Closet

A glass closet is someone who is gay but claims they are straight, they will not come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because you can see that they are gay.

Or a closet that is see through due to it being made of glass.

Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude! I swear I'm not gay!

Ex 2 - Actual Closet:
Gabe: You can see the clothes without even opening this closet, that's so cool.
Andy: Yeah because its made of glass idiot.

by lying on yo dead mama February 4, 2024

Bogan glass

Broken glass thrown by a bogan, most often from a car, onto the footpath (sidewalk), bicycle lane or road.

My dog got some bogan glass stuck in his paw. Bogan cunts.

by reepy March 18, 2019

Glass Smelter

White girls who date arab guys. Because glass is made out of burning sand. Derivative of coal burner.

"Karen is a dating Mohammed. She's a pro glass smelter."

by bronzeborne October 7, 2023

Glasses muncher

A school kid who eats glasses for a living

Why is Jessie a glasses muncher

by Thibultus the machine July 4, 2021

glass-closeted

A gay/lesbian person who denies being homosexual and identifies as straight despite being obviously attracted to men.

I hate how Jason is such a glass-closeted person. I know for a fact he likes Mark.

by Pug's Sea February 18, 2025