Mom-girlfriend

Like a cougar, but she doesn't have a career, money or anything to offer a young man.

I don't understand why Tom is still with his mom-girlfriend, she's old enough to be his mom and doesn't have a job!

by Southparkfreak2 October 1, 2014

fair weather girlfriend

A girlfriend that is only used when the boy is alone or needing sexual pleasure

Marc: "Urgh i need my girlfriend, im alone"
Guy: "Wow, shes definitely a fair weather girlfriend"

by Parsons111 January 9, 2014

tfw no girlfriend

Much more than a feel, an underlying truth you have to ignore by watching anime or playing games. It is when you have fully come around to acknowledge that women don't like you, even after you have tried your best, you've thrown away your time for many of em, and still, none of those ladies liked you, or cared for that matter. This term was invented for wizards, incels, and bots, but it has gained some recognition from your average shitty norman who complains about going a year without a girlfriend when the lot of us have never had a female even dare to throw attention at us. Females & normans mostly think this is just a meme but it is much more for the real breathing males out there who feel dead inside without any female encounters or attention for that matter. They don't know what it's like for a man to be isolated from a gender for so long.

Normie Anon:>I miss my gf.... tfw no girlfriend
Anon: Least you had a girlfriend dickface, which obviously means you have the ABILITY to get another one. BTFO normtard

by ImSoNEW July 1, 2018

My political ex girlfriend

Violet your a dumb bitch

Fuck you, just cause I’m a straight white male doesn’t mean I’m bad :(
My political ex girlfriend she’s “alt TikTok”

by Dumbfkker September 28, 2020

girlfriend

Piece of ass that will not leave.

"That bitch has been here for three days! WTF is she your girlfriend or something?"

by gentleJuggernaut December 24, 2009

Career Girlfriend

The Career Girlfriend : The kind of girl, whom by the end of the first date is already talking about wedding plans, kids and where the new house would ideally be.

Being your girlfriend is her career and you are 'the one'. This has of course been repeated many times previously, curiously failing each time due to a fleeing boyfriend.

"Watch out dude, she's a total Career Girlfriend!"

1) "Thanks, it's been a really good day....Hey, do you have a big apartment?"
2) Talk of the "L" word by date number two

by Yngwie J. Malmsteen November 3, 2005

Girlfriend

The life support system of the vagina

my girlfriend is something to put my penis in

by Jads October 19, 2008