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getting aids

when you moon creator blast off My wife 's mouth and then you wait...

for her to moon creator blast off your poopoo back into your mouth, and then you moon creator blast off onto a random newborn baby, the baby dies from the sheer force of the blast, then you consume the baby, then you get pregnant, but you give yourself a Coat Hanger Abortion because shit man you're browsing urban dictionary for fun I'm pretty sure you don't have a stable enough job to pay for child support you. then you cook those greasy leftovers up for diner, then then you sprinkle a little bit of spice(chili powder and anthrax) on it and the feed it to the prostitute that's passed out on the street corner.
And then you get aids the end
James: hey tom, have you ever tried getting aids before?
tom: no I have not
James: well you should.
tom: alright well I'll go do that. (jumps out window, presumably to get aids)
by FlameSage09 February 1, 2019
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Getting Kanye'd

When someone interrupts something you are saying, with somthing completely pointless that takes the attention off of you and puts it on them.
Have you noticed how Brenda will always talk about her new job, I had to stop hanging with her because I got tired of Getting Kanye'd everytime I opened my mouth.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 23, 2015
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get dicked for

Often used in the military, to "get dicked for something" is slang for being picked for something that you really don't want to do (usually an order). Goes hand in hand with the phrase shit rolls down hill.
Captain America: Sergeant those toilets are filthy and not fit for use by any human being, sort it out!

Sergeant Shitforbrains: Yes Sir! Er, you there, go clean the shit out of the toilets!

Trooper Titwank: Yes Sergeant!

Corporal Cunty: Unlucky Titwank, you just got dicked!

Trooper Titwank: Yes I did get dicked for that, but I'll be finished in half an hour, and you'll still be a cunt.
by DCC John Stalker February 6, 2012
mugGet the get dicked formug.

get thirsty

drinking a large amount of alcoholic beverages
wanna go get thirsty with me tonight?
by whoopwhoop123456 January 6, 2012
mugGet the get thirstymug.

getting catherined

To run over a bicyclist and immediately leave the scene of the accident.
Dude: I saw this dude getting catherined on his way to work yesterday.

Maaannnn: That bitch must have been late to work at Taco Bell if she left him twitchin!
by Teacherspet1221 February 1, 2015
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Getting Polygy With It

I couldn't decide who to date, so I decided to just start getting polygy with it and go for a train of sister-wives.
by ANameNotInUse March 17, 2011
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get globbed

"She got globbed!" "Oh shit, he's gonna get globbed."
by Jade Alastor May 25, 2016
mugGet the get globbedmug.

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