dutch german

Livingston inhabitant with a German appearance, but Dutch tongue. Dutch Germans tend to have long beards which hide subtle emotional leakage.

Oh my word! That Dutch German next door was looking at Crake!

by Will Dillan May 27, 2017

german expressionism

A form of cinematography that is reminiscent of giving Tim Burton a bunch of Kabuki actors and telling him to make a silent film.

I swear if that fuckboi takes me to another German expressionism movie, I'm going to leave him.

by SamuraiMujuru November 18, 2017

german roach

A very small joint roach from a pinner doob, rolled by a sorry ass non smoker. (Only suitable for smoking in the shoe/hole if incarcerated.)

That lame ass, non-smoking, skimp joint rolling ass motherfucker is smoking a German roach.

by Al Lee Gater November 30, 2017

German chicken

Da best ting u will ever tast in ur whole god dam life

Jack:Dats almost as yummy as German chicken

Billy : man dats sayin a lot cuz German chicken is pretty good man

by Fat bill November 30, 2017

German Microwave

A sexual act involving three nurses, two-three pitchforks, and a pack of Double A Batteries

Hans: Hey Greta, how are you feeling from last night?

Greta: I can barely move mein legs, all the blood I lost... Otto gave me a German Microwave.

by Christoph6969 December 3, 2017

german spoon

Like normal spooning, but the front (little spoon) makes a Dutch Oven (Like hitler did the Jews) and warms up the cuddle puddle.

Jane and I were like cold metal spoons until she pulled a German Spoon and warmed it up.

by Pikajew14 May 9, 2018

german potato

The act of enlarging a clitoris with a vacuum, then drying it with kosher salt before stimulating it with chopsticks

I am quite sore after trying the german potato

by Rennfeild February 25, 2017