fake gay

a male who pretends to be gay so he can hang out with girls to get laid.

guy 1: did u here about jimmy getting some ass last night?

guy 2: no, i thought he was gay

guy 1: no he is fake gay, so he is with girls all the time.

by amliekxe August 5, 2010

Fakebook friend

<noun>

One of those strange friends on facebook that your REALLY dont even know. You dont share any mutual friends or anything.

You might just add them becuase you just want that 1 more friend, or mabey becuase they have the same name as you.

The strange part is that they get extreamly offended when you delete them as a friend.

Bill: "Hey man! Whats your deal?!?"

John: "What?

Bill: "Why did you delete me as a friend?"

John: "Your just a fakebook friend dude."

by dats2dope January 7, 2010

Fake News

CNN

CNN is Fake News

by Alien Robot June 22, 2020

FAKE CHOWING

PRETENDING TO GO DOWN ON A GIRL

Today my wife accused me of fake chowing...wow I thought I was doing it right all this time...

by Mary Jane Jones July 15, 2011

Flakey Bakey

A person persistently known for bailing on made plans. This includes drinks, dinners or special events. Often this is accompanied by a poor or made-up excuse.

A tendency to bail.

"Where's Heather?"
"O she couldn't make it again, classic flakey bakey."

by itsmingusyoudingus December 14, 2012

fakeasm

A fake orgasm used when your guy can't please you but you don't want to hurt his feelings.

"Justin didn't even come close."
"Then just fakeasm!!"

by kaitlyn February 16, 2004

Fake couch lifter

A person when asked by a friend or associate to provide assistance with some task, agrees to help, shows up and then fakes his assistance by utilizing deception with the expectation of garnering thanks but providing no actual effort towards the task in hand.

Fred, the Fake Couch Lifter, showed up the other day to help us move house. When it came to moving the couch, he reached under the couch but did not exert any energy, thus giving an erroneous impression that he was helping to lift the couch

by Sparticus Freeholdius May 7, 2009