feed the drain

The act of masturbating in a shower

Every morning, after dropping deuce, I like to feed the drain.

by jhamm December 9, 2010

fecetize

Verb. The act of shitting

Holy Mackerel, I have to go and fecetize

by randall_nd January 3, 2011

facedad

A non-blood-relative listed on facebook as your father. (See also, facefamily)

Kyle: Who's that guy? That's not your dad, is it??
Kerry: Haha! No, that's just my friend Si. He's my facedad.

by A J Dinny November 25, 2010

Facedumpster

Facedumpster: a person who stalks another friend on facebook by commenting repeatedly on there status or comment wall posts.

Guy: i just got some new combat boots, awsome!
Facedumpster: "I agree only cuz guys in combat boots are uber attractive... Lol for me"

by davestj July 7, 2011

FaceDeuce

The act of posting on FaceBook whilst on the toilet shitting.

The meaning of life came to me on the crapper, so I FaceDeuced it.

by Das Mason September 10, 2011

Facedurbation

The act of masturbating over someone's Facebook pictures. Usually carried out by stalkers, obsessives and criminally insane sexual predators.

Facedurbation in the library is frowned upon

by museicman February 26, 2012

Facedump

The action of Facebooking while taking a dump.

Use my phone at your own risk. I used it to Facedump earlier.

by thesen8r September 2, 2012