fapettizer

the short, old standby that sets the mood but no longer fulfills you. You look forward to it, but ultimately venture elsewhere for satisfaction

I like a good fapettizer to grease the pipes before I rub one out

by LeHoff November 13, 2013

fapstalgia

The nostalgic feeling one gets when finding old pornography.

Found this old dirty magazine from when I was 16, I was overcome with fapstalgia, it was like jerking off in a time machine.

by CockslapMcCool April 14, 2014

Fapstinent

The act or practice of refraining from masturbation/fapping.

Girl: How many times have you masturbated this week?
Guy: I'v been fapstinent for almost 2 weeks!

by iDenzilla June 2, 2015

fapnap

falling asleep immediately after masturbation.

Johnny said to Tyler. I'm so horny and tired. I can't wait to get home and take a fapnap.

by stillhours May 14, 2016

fapsimile

Masturbating to pornography which features someone who bears a strong resemblance to another person you would like to fuck, or see fucked. Often used with/on celebrities or people one knows in real life. Often involves a series of increasingly specific, and increasingly long search strings on internet porn sites.

See also, doppleganger.

"I found a reasonable fapsimile of my ex on Pornhub, and I've been fapping all day to it, because I erased all our homemade porn like an idiot"

"Katy Perry has not made a sex tape, but you can find a reasonable fapsimile on the internet"

by UrVile February 15, 2019

Fappy Hour

Those times during the day, typically after waking up or just before bed where, the want to fap is high.

I got fappy hour before bed.
Did you have fappy hour today?

by Kickenkyle October 14, 2019

fapfidence

the feeling or belief that one can rely on someone or something to not reveal private fap material; firm trust that should not be broken between adults sharing fap material

Enrique, I showed you this in fapfidence ...I can not believe you showed this picture of smooth wooden spoons to everyone.

by Unsavorysauce December 14, 2020